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Favourite innuendo quote

4 Responses to “Favourite innuendo quote”

1. Tanya Espanya Says:
   April 15th, 2007 at 5:26 pm

   Bwahahahahah! Excellent! I love it.

2. Toanardo Tognetti Says:
   April 16th, 2007 at 9:33 am

   From the man that gave us additional scatalogical humour of ‘Maverick Prowles’

   Maverick Prowles

   Maverick Prowles
   Had Rumbling Bowels
   That thundered in the night.
   It shook the bedrooms all around
   And gave the folks a fright.

   The doctor called;
   He was appalled
   When through his stethoscope
   He heard the sound of a baying hound,
   And the acrid smell of smoke.

   Was there a cure?
   ‘The higher the fewer’
   The learned doctor said,
   Then turned poor Maverick inside out
   And stood him on his head.

   ‘Just as I thought
   You’ve been and caught
   An Asiatic flu -
   You musn’t go near dogs I fear
   Unless they come near you.’

   Poor Maverick cried.
   He went cross-eyed,
   His legs went green and blue.
   The doctor hit him with a club
   And charged him one and two.

   And so my friend
   This is the end,
   A warning to the few:
   Stay clear of doctors to the end
   Or they’ll get rid of you.

   Spike Milligan

3. gifted typist Says:
   April 16th, 2007 at 9:45 am

   Thanks Togs, I recall hearing a recitation of that memorable poem in a certain Imperial Drawing room in a manor connected to John Constable in the “most beautiful” village in Britain. I think the claret was sloshing about that evening.

4. Maverick Prowles. by Spike Milligan at Gifted Typist Says:
   May 7th, 2007 at 3:36 pm

   […] Since you’re liking like the slide into scatological humour, here is the famous Spike Milligan poem Maverick Prowles. It was originally offered up by GT star commentator Tonardo Tognetti. […]

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