Archive for May 3rd, 2007
Typist goes to bootcamp.
Uncategorized| 3 Comments »For the next two weeks, I will drowning immersed in an intensive computer training program to sharpen the skilz and learn the new tools. Adobe bootcamp will focus on In-Design, Illustrator and Photoshop in the new Creative Suite3.
Like any bootcamp, this training promises to be brutal challenging. There will be sergeant majors instructors shouting […]
Favourite childbirth quote (for Tanya Espanya)
quotes| 16 Comments » They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can if you hit them in the goolies with a cricket bat. For 14 hours.
Jo Brand, British comedienne
Tanya Espanya is due this week.
Bad translations #5: Donkey rides or ass rides
translations| 1 Comment »Would you like to ride an ass? A Thai tourist operator wants to know.
In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours–we guarantee no miscarriages.
Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ass?
On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn cock […]
