Gifted Typist

For the next two weeks, I will drowning immersed in an intensive computer training program to sharpen the skilz and learn the new tools. Adobe bootcamp will focus on In-Design, Illustrator and Photoshop in the new Creative Suite3. Like any bootcamp, this training promises to be brutal challenging. There will be sergeant majors instructors shouting [...]

They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can if you hit them in the goolies with a cricket bat. For 14 hours. Jo Brand, British comedienne Tanya Espanya is due this week.

Would you like to ride an ass? A Thai tourist operator wants to know.  In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven tours–we guarantee no miscarriages. Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ass? On a faucet in a Finnish restroom: To stop the drip, turn [...]