Haven’t done a bad translation in awhile. Never mind ladies with nuts, I’ve often wondered about the propriety of a bar that deals in things like cock-tails. I mean. Really!

Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man.
Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for the ladies with nuts.

Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.

Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find that they are best in the long run.

Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles & Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

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