Gifted Typist

Here are the Gifted Typist, we value good typing and clear communication. We don’t like slippery weasel words that try to candy-coat and mislead. In this spirit we give you some translations for words you might find in personal ads. As it turns out fun doesn’t always mean fun. We’ll start with women’s personal ads [...]

I’ve been attacked by the Begonia Liberation Army. This group of guerilla gardeners swooped into my garden and planted fake flowers: begonia, tulips, sunflowers. My once beleaguered garden is now flourishing. My once beleaguered dignity is now flourishing.