May 08
Fake is great
Cats: slack woman|I’ve been attacked by the Begonia Liberation Army. This group of guerilla gardeners swooped into my garden and planted fake flowers: begonia, tulips, sunflowers. My once beleaguered garden is now flourishing. My once beleaguered dignity is now flourishing.
June 8th, 2007 at 6:56 am
You are just inviting trouble from the Begonian Peoples Front…not to mention the Union of Begonian Liberators!
June 8th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Good Afternoon!
I read your colum every week in the Chronicle Herald, and I just wanted to say that you for the continuous entertainment, this weeks especially knocked me out of my chair with laughter.
Keep up the great work!
June 8th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
My appologies, I meant to say Thank You, not That You.
June 8th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Thank you.
June 9th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Thanks for the lovely words.
I’m very much digging your sidebar of capuchin monkeys!
June 10th, 2007 at 3:45 am
As a close associate of GT I can tell you that being ‘stalked’ by floral liberationists is most unsettling! One never knows level of sedition they are ‘seeding’ and exactly how sedicious are their ‘roots’. Time to get out the pesticide!!
June 10th, 2007 at 8:00 am
That’s cool, if you discount all the folks creeping around your yard. Loved the column, too; I plan to read it regularly now.
June 11th, 2007 at 11:20 am
I have an army of gnomes garding my garden 24 hours a day to stop those guerilla gardeners, of course they pop off to go fishing tho!
June 11th, 2007 at 11:25 am
Ro, where ya been, mate?
June 12th, 2007 at 2:19 am
Hey G, I had big pc probs its been out of action for a while but fingers crossed all ok now!