Personal ads: what men say
Cats: odd things, words|Here is what men say in personal ads. Sure he’s 40ish, good-looking and likes to cuddle. And can I sell you some swamp land in Florida?
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What men say |
What men mean |
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40-ish |
52, looking for 25-yr-old babe |
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Athletic |
Sits on the couch and watches ESPN |
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Average looking |
Ugly, unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back |
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Educated |
Grade 3 |
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Free Spirit |
Would like to sleep with your sister, and her friends |
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Friendship first |
As long as friendship involves nudity |
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Fun |
Good with a remote and a six pack |
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Good looking |
Pathological liar |
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Honest |
Pathological liar |
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Huggable |
Overweight, more body hair than a bear |
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Like to cuddle |
As long as nudity is involved |
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Mature |
For a ten-year old |
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Open-minded |
Wants to sleep with your sister but she’s not interested |
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Physically fit |
Spends a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself |
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Poet |
Has written on a bathroom stall |
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Spiritual |
Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday |
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polite |
Says “please” when demanding a beer |
May 9th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
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