Private GT is off to bootcamp again this week with screaming sergeant majors ordering me to fix photos and FIX THEM NOW!

I’m a low-rank recruit in Photoshop bootcamp. This follows similar grueling bootcamps in Illustrator and Dreamweaver last week. SIR, YES, SIR!

By the end of it, I’ll be a first-rank private in the Adobe Army ready for deployment in any zone of image-altering combat or website-launching unrest. SIR!
One, two, three, four.

ONE, TWO, THREE FOUR!!

Sniff. Sniff. I want my blankie.