OK, so I’m in Photoshop bootcamp this morning when I notice a faint tinny sound.

It was coming from the little white buds of the iPod which accompanied me on my walk to bootcamp.

I unwrapped the iPod in a hurry, hoping that the Photoshop sergeant major wouldn’t see. But somehow the cord got stuck. I yanked it and the little white bud flew up and hit me - right on the surface of a wide-open left eyeball. An iPod in the eye. Ouch!

In the past I have slagged off the Pod people and the whole fixation with everything i.

Well, today the iPod (and all it’s followers) got revenge. Poetic justice. Pod-etic justice.

And my eye still hurts like hell.