I’ve been meme tagged by Grammar Grrrl Beth from A Cup of Coffey to answer five random questions.

1. Who was your Tiger Beat crush? Do you still find him cute?

Tiger Beat was a teen magazine of the ’70s read by mostly pre-teen girls. My crush was Tony DeFranco who used to sing Heartbeat, It’s a Love Beat with his band The DeFranco Family which, I am assured, was not a manufactured band.

Tony is now selling high-end real estate in California. Cute? Naaaw, my tastes have evolved since ‘73, but TDF is not hard to look at either.

2. You’re the new hot voice out there, and everyone wants to play with you. Who do you pick to play in your backup band?

Guitar, Jack from White Stripes,

Base, Sting

Drums, Larry Mullins Jr, U2

Background vocals, Amy Winehouse, George Michaels, David Bowie, Sting.

Piano, Jools Holland

Clarinet, Artie Shaw (he’s dead and hasn’t played since ‘52, but I’m assuming this meme is a fantasy and we can bring him back)

3. What’s your favorite curse word? When do you use it?

I adore the words arse, arsing, arse-h***. I use these words when dealing with or talking about people who are arses. I find it an immensely satisfying word to say aloud and to describe appropriate people. I always use the word with an R as I find the word ass to be rather crude.

4. What’s your guilty pleasure TV show, the one you’re almost embarrassed to admit you watch?

Bewitched, Teletubbies, Sixties Batman and Robin shows, Old Underdog cartoons.”There’s no need to fear,Underdog is here!”

5. Which is your very favorite bauble?

My wedding rings, but not because I’m sentimental about weddings or wedding rings.
I like messing with the one-ring-forever ritual of the wedding ring.

I switch them up whenever the whim takes me. There was no ring available on the day I married because I was on a remote beach in Fiji and the closest thing available to a wedding ring was a key ring which was far too big for my finger. And let’s face it, a key ring would have looked ridiculous on my finger.

Today, I am wearing a Russian wedding ring which consists of three inter-linked bands made of white, red and yellow gold. It is not made from Polonium 210.

Tomorrow, I will come up with another five random questions and tag five more people.