When I put money in a bank, the bank gives me interest. The bank also sends me monthly statements with my balance and interest payments.

When I make an overpayment on my Sears account to the tune of $63.28, they don’t send me monthly statements with the balance.

But at the anniversary of the overpayment, they do send me a statement. You would think that they would credit me with interest for keeping my money and earning interest on it.

But no. Sears deducts $25 from my $63.28. They call it a credit charge. According to the call centre worker contracted by Sears, the charge is clearly stated in the “small print” of my Sears contract. When asked what cost Sears incurs by keeping my money, the call centre employee replies that my money “takes up space.”

I couldn’t make that up.

Two and a half weeks ago, I asked for a cheque to refund the remaining money in the overpayment balance. I have yet to see it.

 UPDATE:  The cheque arrived one day after this post. Thanks Sears. I think.