Where I live, they are thinking about banning snakes and reptiles. That seems a little extreme.

OK, yes I recall snakes and reptiles were a bit a nuisance when I was a bright young thing doing the pubs, bars and lounges on a regular basis. There were snakes and reptiles all over the streets of my city.

The reptiles would come out early, and the more beer they drank the more reptilian their behaviour.

The snakes came out later and went straight for the shooter bars before slithering hither and thither to the next shooter bar.

I used to repel reptiles with a set of plastic vampire teeth. If you happened to catch the eye of one, you just put the fake teeth on and presto: Reptile. Be. Gone.

But banning them? That would ruin all the fun. We couldn’t use our vampire teeth and how would we develop our reptile radar?

No, I’m against an all out ban. Let’s keep the snakes and the reptiles.

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