You know that 38.0 second time I set in the pool last week?

That was a world record for the 50-metre freestyle.

Not only did I set a record that day, I murdered the old world record for 50-metre freestyle.

Yup, the old record is 41.07 seconds. And do you know the category of people who held that record? Twenty somethings? Thirty somethings?

No. It was men aged 90-94. They held the record I shattered.

Hm.

Guess I have some work to do. Go here for more on this world record breaking story.