You are not funny. Your host is not funny. Your debaters are lame. Your live audiences are sycophantic and undemanding.

This program has graduated from the Stuart McLean school of CBC comedy. It is in love with itself and its own little tropes. It fancies itself cute. It is founded on the premise that the louder you shout, the funnier you are. It attempts to be edgy but comes across as dull and trying too hard.

This week’s debate produced two wet “comedians” debating the pros and cons of Halloween. One of the debaters – not sure if he was arguing for or against – came up with this charming attempt at dark humour: “Juvenile diabetes? Last time I checked it’s still better than cancer. That’s science.”

There was no finesse in the delivery and the attempt at comedic subversion failed and failed miserably. It was lazy and lame like most of the humour on The Debaters program.

Make it stop, CBC. You give Canadian humour a bad name.