No. Really. Take off, boys.

I know this could get me hauled up before a committee investigating Un-Canadian Activities, but I never got the whole Bob and Doug MacKenzie thing.

They were the two dim-witted, beer-drinking, lumberjack-shirt-and-tuque-wearing fellows who made the word “hoser” a household word in Canada in the 80s. Their SCTV sketch Great White North played up hackneyed cliches of Canada and Canadians. The word “eh” figured prominently in every sentence.

They sang goofy songs about beer, produced albums of their sketches and became national celebrities, as much as that sort of thing is done is Canada.

I bring it up because they recently did a TV retrospective and I notice they have DVD re-releases of their work. And CBC is giving them away on their afternoon shows. And playing us some of their “music.”

It’s not that the MacKenzie Bros were offensive or irritating. In fact, their self-deprecation and lack of pretension had a certain charm, but the act always wore off within the first five minutes. It was like they took a cute skit on a long, long, long walk and beat it to death. It became predictable and boring, like Air Farce.

Yet we were all supposed to love it because it was all so, um, Canadian.

I’d take the wit of a Newfie Codco or the sharp observations of Trailer Park Boys or the zaniness of Kids in the Hall any day over the MacKenzie Bros. That stuff has legs.

But Bob and Doug MacKenzie? Lovable maybe, but it’s been done to death.

Please take off, eh?