Little House in the Coma
Cats: CBC Radio, Canada|Is it just me? Or am I living in Comaville.
International headlines are blaring with dire news of a global sell-off and international market melt-down brought on by the sub-prime mortgage crisis.
Thousands in the US are losing their houses and thousands more will do so in the next six months. Jobs will be lost forestry, manufacturing and financial services. Credit bombs are going off and money is drying up. There are runs on banks. Canadian banks are vulnerable. Pensions are vulnerable. The R-word looms.
And in my sleepy little part of the world, the local CBC radio station is doing a friendly interview with a mortgage broker pushing the benefits of super-long term 40-year mortgages.
AS IF NONE OF THIS IS HAPPENING?
“It’s every Canadian’s dream to own a home,” the broker says without a hint of irony in his voice. “Longer pay-down periods give Canadians the house they need at prices they can afford. Most people are not concerned with paying down their mortgage. The house value will increase.”
A satirical sketch could not have done this better.
No, no, no it’s got nothing to do with the sub prime troubles they’re having in the US, the mortgage broker says smugly. Here in Canada we’re more conservative. We don’t have sub primes.
Excuse me? Trouble they are having? Has the man looked at the TSX in Toronto? Those losses belong to Canadians with investments in those sub prime mortgages, whether they know it or not.
But it’s the CBC* that holds the bag here. Not only are they NOT interpreting this whole mess for local listeners, they are feeding us the same mortgage-broker junk that got us into this mess in the first place.
To air this interview this morning shows a spectacular lack of judgment on the part of the CBC producers, to say nothing of bad timing.
I’m not into spreading doom. Business and trade go through cycles and this credit crunch won’t last forever. But it is serious, and if the local CBC wants to be taken seriously, it should document this sub prime mortgage crisis credibly. Providing platforms for mortgage brokers to sell bigger houses at lower monthly prices is not a credible way to do this.
Or maybe it is just me. Maybe I’m the one in the coma. Maybe none of this is happening in this little part of the world and it will all just go away. I’d really like to be wrong about this rant. So please tell me I am.
*BTW, I’m a supporter of a strong CBC and of public broadcasting but they do occasionally require a little friendly-fire criticism from their supporters.

January 22nd, 2008 at 8:46 am
People are remarkably good at burying their heads in the sand when it suits them, especially when the reality can affect their businesses.
You are correct, the market meltdown resulting from the sub prime mess will be felt world wide. Most investment and pension plans have stake in the banks which have stakes in these loans gone bad.
I am hopeful that if one doesn’t need to access their investments they will make their way back to previous levels in a few years, but not everybody has that luxury.
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 am
So glad you said that Barbara because I was shaking my head and wondering if it was just me.
I think the sell-off is a case of panic begetting panic. It will probably bounce back somewhat.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Maybe it’s because the Maritimes have not been out of a recession in a very long while, so it’s pretty much status quo. Nothing that happens outwardly affects things in our little part of the world. As someone who will be renegotiating their mortgage next week I’m hoping rates stay low for a little while longer
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I have always seen money as some kind of warped self destructive force on our planet. Almost every exceptionally stupid thing we do as a species is rooted in money.
Our entire economy is balance in the hands of a bunch of stressed out stock players.
I have always realized that I need money.
I now realize that money sense is a survival skill, for which i do not yet possess the necessary skills to ensure my survival.
What I do know, is that if you have money invested in sufficiently long term plans, you don’t have much to worry about.
Mortgages are great, but if you are sufficiently deep in it and interests rates keep rising, you may never pay it off in your lifetime.
So, in summary, please send money.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
H&P, I think you are right. It is more or less permanently recessed here, and there doesn’t seem to be a huge burning desire to change that.
Dick, I think it’s reasonable to say that a very big part of our ecomony is balanced on the shoulders of risk-taking entrepreneurs who have little or no investments in the market.
And as one, I’ll send you that $$ as soon as I get some extra.
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:25 am
Great post, GT! I’ve given up on the mainstream media for this kind of stuff. I get my weekly dose of financial disaster porn from James Kunstler at http://jameshowardkunstler.typepad.com. This week’s post on “Hooverzilla” was especially good:
“And, of course, there are the genius wonder boyz and Wall Street playerz whose algorithms and turpitudes underwrote the script of this horror show — for all I know they’ll end up laughing into sugary skull drinks on a beach in the Cayman Islands, or doing Chinese fire drills in federal prison (or simply a**fucked on the granite countertops of their Tribecca aeries by mobs of angry, repossessed, swindled former American dreamers pouring into Manhattan from the tract house dormitories of New Jersey and Long Island).”
But Hooverzilla isn’t nearly as cool as that other monster, The Thing That Only Eats Hippies http://youtube.com/watch?v=1HN3DXBoBAw
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:07 am
FP, thanks
That James Kunstler more than just good, it’s witheringly funny and astute. I’ve bookmarked it as an antidote to some of the local Pablum we are fed locally.
Send more please.
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:45 am
Okay, coming right up! Here are a couple financial Armageddon comedy routines by a pair of Brits named The Long Johns. I think they’re brilliant.
Subprime Last Laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ_qK4g6ntM
Meeting the Advisor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axAjb6fDsPY
Scary part - the quotes they use are all taken from real life. Aaaaah!!
January 23rd, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Well Funnypants, I hardly know where to start:
You coulnd’t have known that I absolutely LOVED Bird and Fortune when I lived in the UK and watched them religiously every week along with Rory Bremner. I recall laughing to the point of tears at one of these interviews explaining why Britain had to stop sending pencils to Iraqi children. Fortune’s facials kill me….
That subprime stuff is a classic, so sharply observed and beautifully executed.
Listening to the interview on CBC with the mortgage broker yesterday morning felt surreal, like a Bird and Fortune sketch, only it was real without the “sur”
Thank you for sending that and showing me that I’m not the nutbar - living here you sometimes feel that you are wasting away again in Comaville.
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Eventually, aren’t we all bound to fall in love with Funnypants?
“My funny Funnypants
Sweet funny Funnypants …..”
January 27th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Yes, Jacy, Funnypants is our 21st-century crumpet