My last batch of cheques got wet during delivery. When they dried out, they puffed up and became all wrinkly.

Now I’m forced to iron out each cheque before sending it off.

Is this money laundering? Will I get busted by Interpol.

Or maybe Interpun, the international organization that monitors bad puns?

Oh, excuse me, I have to run up and double-cheque to make sure I pulled the plug on the iron.