Jan 29
Am I guilty of a terrible crime?
Cats: words|My last batch of cheques got wet during delivery. When they dried out, they puffed up and became all wrinkly.
Now I’m forced to iron out each cheque before sending it off.
Is this money laundering? Will I get busted by Interpol.
Or maybe Interpun, the international organization that monitors bad puns?
Oh, excuse me, I have to run up and double-cheque to make sure I pulled the plug on the iron.

January 29th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Thank goodness you pulled the plug on that line of bad punnery, before it became federally offensive…
January 29th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
All things in ‘moderation’ again?
January 29th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
tagbagger, someone had better get me to a punnery
January 29th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Thanks for a very hearty, much needed LOL at the end of a bad day.

January 29th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Good for you, for finding a use for that iron thing. I have never known what to do with it.
January 29th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
TagBagger, here at GT we love nothing better than to get LOLs at our jokes, bad puns and groaners, and if that happens at the end of a bad day, then all the better.
Barbara, you are my people. In fact, you’d love the board over which my iron thing is rarely dragged. It say says, and I quote: “Do not iron” No kidding.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
hahaha that is perfect! To quote Bart Simpson, “the ironing is delicious”.
January 29th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
the ironing is ironic
January 30th, 2008 at 10:37 am
What is this iRon thing of which you speak?
January 30th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Yes, deepti, the iRon is just like the iPod. You plug it in and stick it in your ear.
January 30th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
There’s an organization that monitors bad puns? I guess it’s a good thing I don’t have my “pun bell” anymore. They might have caught up with me by now.
February 3rd, 2008 at 7:03 am
BeckEye, I’m afraid they’ve already caught up with you.
February 3rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
Hahaha is all I can say. Cheque’s in the mail.