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I get the holster and the hook to attach it to my belt.

I get the fancy email address and the special passwords. I get the “cool” of behind a BlackBerry hipster.

And then I get something really funny.

A call.

I hadn’t been anticipating this. What do I do? There’s so many buttons and they are so small. My finger’s so big.

My finger needs to go on a diet in order to work this thing.