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. I live near a beach that is considered to be a surfer’s paradise. The dudes and dudettes come by the droves with their wet suits and surfer boards. Temperature is not an issue with these people. Last Sunday was no exception. It was sunny and warm for February, and I happened to be there [...]

My best mate’s girlfriend is six months pregnant. She said to me “Do you want to feel the baby?” On reflection, I think she meant on the outside. Jimmy Carr, British comedian.