Gifted Typist

For a week. I’ll be in sunny warm climes.
I will spare a thought for you. Once. Over a Caipirinha, or ten.
I will take lots of lovely pictures of Caribbean sunsets and seascapes. And then I will come back and share them with you. If you can stand it.
And if you’re bitter and twisted about this, [...]

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Forget the flowers, chocolates and the racy lacy lingerie, boys.
If you really want to get your gal in the mood, take home a nice bottle of vintage Lysol, fill a bucket with steaming hot water and try on a pair of yellow rubber gloves.
That will get your gal in the mood [...]