For a week. I’ll be in sunny warm climes.

I will spare a thought for you. Once. Over a Caipirinha, or ten.

I will take lots of lovely pictures of Caribbean sunsets and seascapes. And then I will come back and share them with you. If you can stand it.

And if you’re bitter and twisted about this, don’t come and break into my house because someone is living here while I’m gone.

And she is big and very ugly.

TTFN