Breasts, mega mammaries and supersized hooters
Cats: slack woman, travels|I’m not normally one to gawk, but my word, women’s breasts seem to be getting big these days.
Honestly, the number of supersized hooters bobbing around St. Maarten was absolutely breathtaking. And virtually all of these super boobs were supported by the most minimalist of pouch-and-string bikinis. It’s like the place was overrun with Lara Croft Tomb Raiders.
I’m not talking about the old fashioned type of breasts you may be familiar with. You know, the ones: made of soft tissue and prone to a little jiggle now and then. No, these babies are rock solid and no matter how big, they are always pointing straight ahead Fred, like the headlights on a car.
Ten-Hut! Attention!
No droop. No sag. Gravity defying. Could they be injected with something supernatural? Like Kryptonite?
And these mega mammaries always seem to appear on the most stick-insect of bandy-legged little women. You almost feel afraid for these women carrying such a heavy front load of breast.
If they aren’t careful, they could teeter forward and topple over, falling on their face. And wouldn’t that be a shame.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:54 am
I’m so pleased you commented on just how WEIRD outsize fake boobs look! I’m starting to think REAL women should go around topless so men know what real boobs look like. We don’t all look like we’re lactating and it’s right before milking time every minute of the day, regardless of our age!
March 28th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Supposedly REAL boobs are getting bigger and girls are maturing much faster because of all the hormones that is injected into chicken and other processed foods. Interesting theory. Mine just keep getting bigger because the rest of me does too.
March 28th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Well, since it’s so obvious I’ll just say it - if they fall over they won’t be landing on their face, but their boobs might just bust…
March 28th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I’ve got naturally big knockers and it is a chore hauling these babies around. Thank god I’ve got a big ass and hips to balance things out.
(On a semi-related note, my mom and I used to joke about super skinny models that if they fall and break a leg, they will have to be put down…yeah, we’re kinda sick.)
March 28th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Shelley, weird indeed. I thought they looked like mutants.
BeckEye, nothing wrong with proportion m’dear. The peeing out of estrogen from the pill into the water supply is another disturbing possibilitiy.
TagBagger, leave it to you to come up with the technical angle on that one.
Moxie, nothing wrong with big if they’re real.
March 29th, 2008 at 12:22 am
As a big boober myself, I can’t imagine why anyone would voluntarily enlarge theirs. Some day I would love to be able to run without hanging on.
Plus have you seen those photos of old women on whom only their boob resist gravity? Scary beyond belief.
March 29th, 2008 at 11:35 am
BB, scary indeed. In most cases, the fakies look unnatural. I’d had to think what they will look like in another 25 or 30 years.
April 4th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
The petroleum products in implants are the real reason oil is over $100 a barrel ; )
April 5th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
WP, brilliant. Of course. How could I have missed that
April 6th, 2008 at 12:24 am
“WP, brilliant. Of course. How could I have missed that”
I don’t know, it’s in your face, whether you want it or not. What was wrong with what nature gave women? Even worse will be the breast cancer epidemic this will cause.