Medical dictionary contest
Cats: Uncategorized|IT’s contest time at GT.
Your challenge is to create a sentence using three words listed in the medical dictionary below. The meanings have to be taken from the new definition. You get extra points for including more than three words.
Enter as many times as you like.
Here is an example
“My biggest enema told a fibula about her Pelvis.”
Dilate……………………. …To live long
Enema…………………….. Not a friend
Fester……………………. ..Quicker than someone else
Fibula…………………….. ..A small lie
Impotent.………………….. Distinguished, well known
labour Pain.………………..Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff……………… A Doctor’s cane
Morbid…………………….. .A higher offer
Nitrates………………….. …Cheaper than day rates
Node.…………………….. …I knew it
Outpatient………………… .A person who has fainted
Pelvis……………………. …..Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative.…………… A letter carrier
Recovery Room.…………… Place to do upholstery
Rectum……………………. …Nearly killed him
Secretion…………………. …Hiding something
Seizure…………………… …..Roman emperor
Tablet.…………………… …..A small table
Terminal Illness…………… .Getting sick at the airport
Tumour………………………..One plus one more
Urine.……………………. …..Opposite of you’re out
Here is last week’s list
Artery.…………………… The study of paintings
Bacteria………………….. Back door to cafeteria
Barium.…………………… What doctors do when patients die
Benign.…………………… What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section………A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan.………………….. Searching for Kitty
Cauterize.………………… Made eye contact with her
May 14th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Ok … here it goes …
I node when tumour of my enema entered the recovery room, I would rectum both and they would not dilate they would die fester.
This is quite the challenge!
May 14th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Seizure suffered from labour pains and it pretty much rectum.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:33 am
As soon as I cauterize, I knew she was telling fibulas and secreting.
Seizure was an impotent figure in the Caesarean section.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I was sitting in the recovery room the other day when I saw an impotent outpatient who apparently wasn’t sure if he should ingest a tablet orally or as a suppository; his decision…rectum.
What do I win!?
May 14th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
I node I was gonna git a terminal illness fester than a whore would start sweatin’ in church.
May 14th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
I node Seizure was a pretty impotent guy.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I node! My post operative is secreting something more than just that tablet.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
The outpatient had tumour pieces of fudge under the tablet (he told me a fibula and I knew he was secretion — I nearly rectum!!!).
Oh, by the way, you have been tagged:
http://isplotchy.blogspot.com/2008/05/another-day-another-virus.html
I hope urine.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
you are all excessively silly people …..
May 15th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Pelvis got labour pain when an impotent boss rectum by beating him with a medical staff in the recovery room while yelling, “I node, you told a fibula to Seizure!”
That was really hard.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
He was charged nitrates in the Caesarean section and it damn near rectum, but he found he could get home fester that way.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:59 am
The doctor’s cane provided nitrates to Pelvis, a Post Operative, who found it difficult to get there during the day. The delay rectum but now he will be able dilate.
May 16th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Woops…..replace “doctor’s cane” with “Medical Staff”…..sheesh, harder than it looks……