And the winner is….
Cats: Uncategorized, words|Gaaaane for the use of the medical dictionary words in the following sentence. This entry caused me to snort out loud (SOL)and it incorporated 8 terms which impresses me to no end.
Pelvis got labour pain when an impotent boss rectum by beating him with a medical staff in the recovery room while yelling, “I node, you told a fibula to Seizure!”
Runners up are
Barbara, the Bad Tempered Zombie for making me snort with memories of my own Julius:
He was charged nitrates in the Caesarean section and it damn near rectum, but he found he could get home fester that way
And CP for the sheer poetry of his submission:
I node I was gonna git a terminal illness fester than a whore would start sweatin’ in church.
Thanks for all the silly entries. And thanks to Dick for sending in the dictionary in the first place. I laughed, I cried, I’ll neva be the same.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:13 am
That was such a fun contest! And I am honoured to be receiving a runner up award whilst in the presence of such obviously more talented opponents. I have already cleared a spot on the mantel.
May 19th, 2008 at 2:57 am
I never win bloggy contests. I’m gonna have to give myself a Firecrotch award someday. But that’s kind of like cheating at Solitaire.
(Which I totally do.)
May 19th, 2008 at 11:16 am
These are hilarious. I actually couldn’t do it — I found it too hard!
May 19th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Barbara, the trophy’s in the mail
BeckEye, I’m sure we could arrange something, you know, I win Firecrotch, you win my next contest, no one would ever have to know
Jacy, the dictionary provided good fodder and the answers were snortin good
May 20th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
This too is going on my Mom’s refrigerator.
May 21st, 2008 at 7:16 am
CP, trophy’s in the mail