Brand hype is nothing new. Think Apple, Halo3, Sex in the City.

Yoga wear is nothing new, either. It’s great for kicking around the house and things like, well, yoga. But the lululemon phenomenon is curious.

Sure, the iconic brand appeals to young girls and young women still in the process of forming their identities and making the statement with the brand. I AM lululemon therefore I am.

But when I visited* the newly-opened lululemon store in town, it was full of middle-aged, middle-class women breathlessly ripping yoga trousers off the shelves and trying on matching bomber shell jackets. We’ll leave the matter of yoga wear fashion crimes aside for now, other than to say yoga wear should go no further than the house, yoga studio or running route.

Why are these women throwing themselves at something that is essentially overpriced elastic when they can purchase equally nice brands of stretchy yoga pants for half the price? (Women were lined up outside the store and around the corner on opening day. This wasn’t a rock concert with a finite number of tickets. It’s a store that would remain open in the days and weeks and presumably years to come.)

Is the lululemon brand the female equivalent of the male middle life crisis little red convertible? Is it code for youth? I wear lululemon therefore I AM young?

lululemon has nice yoga pants and the service is good, but it is overpriced and overhyped. And there are less expensive equally attractive alternatives. I do not get lululemon. And I don’t get why middle class, middle aged women are throwing themselves at this brand.

* the lululemon visit was on the request of a certain young lady who will soon be a Grade six graduate. She chose lululemon yoga pants as her present. She shares a nickname with part of the lululemon brand name but there is no lemon in her name.