See my Herald column here.

I clicked.

The clocked ticked. And tocked.

I clicked and clicked and clicked.

Then I got ticked.

I dumped the computer, rushed down to the ticket outlet, and Elton John was sold out.

The problem was the box that kept coming up saying “tickets not on sale.”

But they were on sale.

I’ve since been told by people who have written to me that I should have refreshed my browser.

Moral to the story: stale browser = no Elton John.

Boo hoo.