They’re ugly.

Can we say that without being hauled up before a Committee on UnCanadian Activities?

Well, we’re saying it anyway. And others have said it too. Plenty of others.

Were those get-ups Olympic-opening-ceremonies chic? Ah, no.

Try bowling alley chic. Not offense to bowling alley goers. Those shirts would be fine for a bowling alley.

Look, we know you’re athletes and you need sweat-wicking athletic wear and cotton caps to keep the sun off

And we know you didn’t design the uniforms or choose to wear them. It isn’t your fault.

We know that.

But we also know this: the opening ceremonies is a time to showcase cultural dress, country colours and national creativity.  You don’t dress athletes in practical sweat-wicking jock wear and painter’s caps AT THE OPENING CEREMONIES OF THE BIGGEST OLYMPICS IN HISTORY!

You just don’t.

Even Malawi had classier national uniforms than Canada.

What were you thinking, Canada?