The axe murderers are here! The axe murderers are here!
Cats: Uncategorized|It all started innocently enough.
I go to their blogs; they come to mine.
They are Tanya Espanya and Trixie, the artist formerly known as Jacy.
We post. We comment. We laugh. We cry.
Then we email. Then there’s a meet-up planned in Toronto, and my brother-in-law drops me off at the designated meet-up location.
“And you’ve never actually met these people before?” he says with trepidation.
“Well, we’ve met on-line,” I say.
“But you’ve never met face-to-face.”
“Um, no.”
My brother-in-law doesn’t look convinced. He drops me off. “Good luck,” he says. “Take care.”
He thinks I’m going to meet axe-murders - weirdo axe murders who blog in the basement in their pyjamas.
They don’t actually butcher me with axes, but they do butcher me with their sense of humour, their beautiful baby and their wicked wit.
Next thing you know we’re real friends.
And now they’re are here, at my cottage, taking over with their beautiful baby, their laptops and their love of disco music from our youth.
They know my family now, our habits, my pet cat Cheddar.
IT’s all too much.
How did this happen?

August 11th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I am sure that the axe murderers will have a FAB time at the cottage!
Nanc
August 11th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
If you want to feel safe, check the diaper bag. That is where they hide the hatchet.
Doc
August 11th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
A sense of humor and beautiful baby trump the penchant for violent killing every time. I, too, was disappointed that Tanya didn’t chop me to bits when we met.
August 11th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
It’s always the quietest before the murdering begins but then nobody axes for my opinion.
August 11th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I love being an axe murderer!
Actually, I just end up slobbering all over them…that’s how I kill ‘em.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
It is DIVINE here! And yes, the poor, sad, heartbroken Jacy has been reborn as me, Trixie.
We are laughing, drinking and cooking, and I’ve decided that I am going to wait until they’re good and drunk before I unweild my ax.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Errr … unwield!
August 12th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Jealous I am! I’m sitting on my stinky old couch in the family room while you guys are dancing around the cottage with axes!
And let me assure you that Tanya Espanya, Rowbear, and the charming Alexander murdered me when I met them.
August 12th, 2008 at 3:59 am
How’s that!! I could have had a meet up with The Trixie too. But noooooo….I had to go and move to Germany! I have my own ax too!
Enjoy the company ladies, I’m crushing you with my envy. And love of course!
August 12th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Sounds like heaps of fun. I’m starting to get jealous of this cottage life you speak of.
August 12th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Alexander has been known to kill people with cuteness…
August 13th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Nanc, havng a balll; hope you’re coming in a couple of weeks
Doc, they won’t let me look in the diaper bag
Becks, And I too am disappointed she didn’t chop you to bits
Espanya, you should come with tissues.
Dale, it’s got quiet here all of a sudden
Welcome Trix, bye bye Jacy, it’s been nice knowing ya
Barbara, you would love this, absolutely
MdG, we were just talking about you last night! Crushing you too
Allison, if you come back from Britain
Cormac, he’s killing us as we speak