See my Herald column here.

If you stand in line or camp out over night for an iPhone, iMac or any other iThing, you could be accused of being an iIdiot.

The Urban Dictionary defines iIdiot as: “anyone who stands in line and camps out for days in order to be one of the first to own some type of electronic gadget.”

And if you pay $599 for the iPhone only to see the price drop to $399 three months later, then you’ve been iPhowned.

And if you don’t use all the features on your iPhone, you could be accused of being an iPhoney, and people could accuse you of being iStentatious. This could lead to iJealousy.

And that will make you iCrazy and you will demand an iRefund.

That’s because you are a member of the iGeneration.