It’s as though all the telemarketers have found out that I’ve been promoting the DO Not Call List.

Since writing a column and post on the new list, I’ve been inundated by calls from them. I’ve been receiving  six and seven calls per day from those strange 1-800-555-5555 numbers.

This accounts for 75 percent of all the calls coming into my house

It’s like their last desperate push. Into oblivion.

Sadly, I’m now so jaded by the sound of a ringing phone that I no longer exert effort to get it. If it’s something important, they will leave a message.

They have until October 31. If calls come after that I will be the one doing the calling: to report them.

So I guess the joke is on the telemarketers.

Mwa hahahahahahaha!