See my Herald column here.

Do you sneeze every time you hear a politician speak?

Do you have problems breathing because the air is so polluted with political lies, spin and BS.

Do you want to wretch as you watch your pension evapourate into the thin air?

Do you have political pundit fatigue?

If you are suffering one or more of these symptoms, then I’m afraid you have Election Campaign Disorder, or ECD.

The only known cure for ECD is the end of the election, but until then you can treat the condition by lying to pollsters and campaigning politicians. And when you do vote, vote against a candidate, not in favour.

Stay well friends. The end is in sight.