Unfortunately, it’s not in the Hendrix sense of the word.

See column here.

This typist ended up live on Fox News last week while in New York. I was having a drink in the Waldorf (as you do!) when Fox News rolled in to set up one of their yak-yak sessions on the falling markets.

They asked if I wanted to appear on the show.

My first thought: they want me for my searing intelligence and rapier-like wit.

My second thought: they want me for my Angelina Jolie-like good looks?

Their thought: they needed people in the background to make it look like a crowded pub.

In other words, they needed a background prop. So, I was live on Fox News as a background prop.

Probably better than being live on Fox as Fox talking head.