When gravity is not your friend
Cats: Uncategorized|It was a fascinating study in the laws of physics.
It involved an unexpected forward momentum on ice, a collision, the entangling of the two skate blades, a loss of balance and the fall onto the cold hard surface.
As you might expect, gravity played a starring role in this episode.
My feet went out in front of me and the brunt of the fall was taken by my tailbone and left wrist which tried to break the fall.
While my back end has never met directly with a steaming locomotive, I know this is more or less how such an event would go.
Or to put it another way:
Ice + gravity + human bones = Yee-ouch (!)
But ice was also my salvation later that day. My little Florence Nightingale typist wrapped and iced my wrist. When the throbbing worsened last night, Ibuprofen did the trick.
This morning there’s a dull ache in the tailbone and there’s a sore-but-not-throbbing wrist.
The good news is that I’m still typing, so today’s work deadlines will be met.
Oh cruel gravity.
November 24th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Jeez, get better.
November 24th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
There is an art to falling safely. I believe that there are folks out there teaching seniors how to fall to reduce the chance of a hip fracture or the like.
Don’t brace out to break the fall or risk breaking your wrist or arm. Cover your skull. Relax.
That’s why drunk people and young children usually fair better; they are relaxed.
In judo we slap the ground to help break the fall. Rolling is another viable technique.
Easiest thing to do would be to get drunk before you go skating from now on.
November 24th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Cormac, thnx. I’ll follow those orders.
Dick, yup, being drunk is the best way in these situations. Do you get drunk before your extreme martial arts training?
November 24th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
No, but I’ve seen Jackie Chan do some enlightening drunken Gung-fu.
I just giggle for a while and then sleep when I get drunk. This could prove to be hazardous at an ice rink.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Caramba! Perhaps just drink and don’t bother attempting to skate!
November 24th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Yikes, hope you start to feel better soon!
November 24th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Dick, and we giggle at you giggling too.
Juan, yeah, why bother with the skates?
Allison, I’m fine as long I don’t move anything. It’s moving that hurts me.
November 25th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
While I have broken several laws in my time, the law of gravity continues to bust me every time. Glad to hear this didn’t interfer with your typing.
Doc
November 25th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Doc, over time the laws of beer and gravity can have a dramatic impact!
November 26th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
One of the first things I used to teach my class back in my skating teaching days was how to fall. Mind you that gets harder and harder to remember as we get older and more brittle. Hope you are healing nicely.
November 26th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I’m going with Juan’s advice.
November 26th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
barbara, do tell please. I’m supposed to get back on my blades again this sunday and I’m skeeeeerd.
Cube, always follow juan the world will fall into place, drunkenly
November 26th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
We call what happened to you “arse over tea kettle” down here in these parts — perhaps Dick can create a cartoon about that as well — does Dick have a job, a real job I mean???
November 26th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
YAM, yes that would be an accurate description. let’s get Dick on it.
November 27th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I don’t know about always following Juan’s advice, but in this case, his advice was spot on.
Heck, he might be a serial killer for all I know
December 1st, 2008 at 9:42 am
Cube, he is.