As an old bluesman of my acquaintance once said: “It don’t matter what they’re saying, as long as they’re talking about you.”

Well, Canada, nobody else is talking about your “Made in Canada*” political crisis. And that’s because nobody really cares.

Yesterday, the American ambassador to Canada said as much when he shrugged his shoulders and said no, he wouldn’t be discussing this Canadian “crisis(!)” with President George Bush at their regular meeting.

Presumably, he was responding to a beseeching from some overwrought and fevered  Ottawa “Hill” reporter.

“This is a crisis, people! Can’t you see? Canada’s in a political crisis! A CRISIS!!! Is anyone listening? Anyone? Please, will someone just pay attention to our Canadian CRISIS?”

But no one is, beyond the borders of this country.

I guess the ambassador and the president have more, um, important things to discuss. Like the economy, stupid?

Oh dear.

It’s such a drag being a drama queen when you don’t get attention. I mean, what’s the point?

Someone oughta write a blues song about that. Or a real hurtin’ country tune.

*For eyes beyond our borders, this is how Canada does “crisis”

The prime minister put forth a partisan economic statement in which he proposes nothing be done about the faltering economy. He makes it a “confidence” vote, meaning if the opposisiton doesn’t support it, the government would collapse and another election would be called. We just had an election just two months ago. No one wants an election.  This is his tactic to get what he wants. The opposition called his bluff and formed a coalition. The prime minster is now threatening to close parliament down or as they say: take his ball and bat and going home.