Does anyone really like Xmas shopping?
Cats: Uncategorized|Come on. Is it possible? In this day and age of crowded malls, big box chain stores and homogeneous inventory that is for the most part “made in China.”
You’re rushing around, feeling the pressure, battling crowds and watching your credit card balance go up like an express elevator to the top floor.
You’re trying to think of what other people like or don’t like and shopping on behalf of others.
You see disinterest on the faces of part-time employees in mall chain stores. And you see the look of semi-desperation on the faces of people who own their own retail outlets and survive on their Xmas turnover.
There’s the piped-in Muzak Christmas carols, cynically cluttering your head space and taking away what little breathing and thinking space permitted in these shopping places. They spew out tired old rhetoric like “comfort and joy!”
I actually like Christmas, but the whole shopping culture has become so pressurized. It’s a real killjoy.
There are those who will say “Well, I just don’t.”
And to them I say that is a luxury of choice that isn’t available to people with kids.
So tell me: is it possible to enjoy Xmas shopping? And if so, how is it done?

December 8th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I like Xmas shopping. I do it through out the year. If I see something that someone may like I pick it up and I hide it. That way I’m not all rushed at the end. And most of the time I buy stuff in the discount stores like Big Lots and TJ Maxx.
December 8th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Yeah, yeah.
First you have to change it from ‘Christmas shopping’ to ‘people watching’.
So you go people watching and pick up some gifts while you’re at it.
It’s best to wait until the last minute, that way you can get it all done in one store in about an hour.
The ‘Joy of Christmas’ needs to be altered slightly to, ‘the joy of watching weird people stressing out over nothing’.
I love Christmas (a.k.a. Criticalmas)
December 8th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
I hate Christmas shopping myself. I really do, but then again, I hate shopping in general. So there you go.
December 8th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
I don’t, The Kid does, immensely. He just loves getting stuff for people and he loves Christmas in general.
December 8th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I love shopping for myself, everyone else can suck it.
December 9th, 2008 at 12:03 am
I’m stressed just thinking about it.
December 9th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I need at least a six pack to enjoy Xmas shopping and a large basket of hot wings afterwards. I can’t stand the crowds, the crappy piped-in music, or the “buy as much as you can” mentality. I do all of my shopping online or mail order and avoid being trampled by the herd.
If anyone wants to get me a Christmas gift, just buy me a beer for New Year’s Eve.
December 9th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Dick, true All those mall people provide endless entertainment if you can keep yourself from slitting your wrists.
Cube, I too have noticed a direct relationship between hate of shopping and hate of xmas shopping
Cormac, you should get the Kid to do your shopping
Dale, ok good, will you pleeeeese come and do my shopping. pleeeeese pretty.
December 9th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Megan, did mean that. Surely it’s not so stressy in NWT
Doc, you would get on well with Dick. See above comments. Your best xmas shopping would be online with a beer. Correct?
December 9th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I did a lot of my shopping online this year. Which actually took a fair amount of time, but it was time spent in my pj’s with a cuppa tea.
I have to go out now and get some stocking stuffers and I am now happy about it. Stupid freezing rain.
December 9th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I hate shopping & people in general, but I have found that if I go on a weeknight around 6:30-7ish it is not too busy. Next, I can’t be in a hurry. I have to think happy relaxing thoughts. Also, but as much on line as you can – it is wonderful.
December 9th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
I hate shopping in general. Never had that womanly gene. Christmas shopping is like going shopping with bamboo shoots stuck under your toenails.
December 10th, 2008 at 8:24 am
Allison, I was planning to do that, but then I watched that CBC documentary on web identity theft …
I’m paranoid now.
BeckEye, that about describes it for me too.
December 10th, 2008 at 8:31 am
HnP, yup choose your times at this time of year.
Dr. Monkey you are the smartest one of all!
December 10th, 2008 at 8:31 am
What is TJ Maxx? And what am I missing?
December 10th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Personally I like sitting in front of the computer in my pjs and ordering stuff. Or dashing out the first week of December before people realise that Christmas is coming again this year.
December 10th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
TJ Maxx is one of the US arms of Winners. (see also AJ Wright, Marshalls and Homegoods).
I like shopping at Value Village. It’s totally my new boyfriend.