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YOU MIGHT BE A STONER IF:
* you wear sun glasses at night so you can see better.
* you have actually put out a fire with bong water.
* the term “hydro” does not mean water.
* you know your measurement conversions from grams to ounces by heart.
January 11th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
What’s a stoner’s favorite word?
*in smokey, choked voice* “Here!”
I know. I’ve done a little sin casting in my time.
Doc
January 12th, 2009 at 1:46 am
The world needs more stoner jokes.
January 12th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never inhaled
January 13th, 2009 at 12:24 am
I’m not sure where I got these:
YOU MIGHT BE A STONER IF:
* you wear sun glasses at night so you can see better.
* you have actually put out a fire with bong water.
* the term “hydro” does not mean water.
* you know your measurement conversions from grams to ounces by heart.
January 13th, 2009 at 12:43 am
Not from experience mind you, but from extensive reading in the field, I would say a stoner’s favorite phrase is, “Don’t Bogart that joint”.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Doc, hilarious
Barbara, and more good old-fashioned laid-back stoners.
YAM, none of us have
Passadena, *snort* Thanks.
Cube. I thought that was a local terminology. You’ve broadened my horizons.
January 13th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
I can’t remember any quotes. Where am I?