Not to take any of the shine off the thing, but does anyone else find the spelling of this word a little – oh, I don’t know – dysfunctional?

I mean, inaugural? Inauguration?

I had to look it up in a dictionary with real paper in real time. And I’m still not satisfied.

Shouldn’t it be inaugiril or inaugoral or inaugration?

But inaugural? No, sorry. That’s just wrong.

Maybe we should just chuck the whole inaugural thing and call it something else, something with a slightly  more sensible spelling.

Something like, say, coronation.

Hmmmm. Has a certain ring to it, don’t you think?

Yes, that works.

Coronation.