Because one of the little typists is away and txtng to stay in touch, it’s time for more IMglish lessons. It seems like a strange way to communicate until you’re confronted with all those the tiny buttons with three letters per button. Then you heart IMglish.

Please send in your best IMglishisms and I’ll post later.


AATK always at the keyboard

M8 mate or mates

ABT2 about to

MA mature audience

AFAIK as far as I know

MHBFY my heart bleeds for you

AFK away from keyboard

MIHAP may I have your attention please

AFN that’s all for now

MKOP my kind of place

AKA also known as