Mar 09
Dirty blond jokes for International Woman’s Day
Cats: odd things|How did the blond break his leg raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
How do you change a blond’s mind?
Blow in his ear.
How do you keep a blond busy all day?
Write “please turn over” on both sides of a piece of paper
How do you make a blond laugh on Monday morning?
Tell him a joke on Friday night
How do you make a blond’s eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch in his ear.
How do you sink a submarine full of blonds?
Knock on the door
If you drop a blond and a brunette from a plane, which hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blond has to ask directions on the way down.
March 9th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Highlarious!
March 9th, 2009 at 10:19 am
What do you call a brunette between two blondes? An interpreter.
There is an International Woman’s Day?
Doc
March 9th, 2009 at 10:20 am
What does a blonde wear behind her ears to attract men?
Her ankles.
Doc
March 9th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
love how you changed the typical HER in blonde jokes to HIS!
March 9th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I don’t get any of them … except the bits about the blond hair!
March 9th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
A blind woman walks into a bar, and starts off with a blond joke.
The bar tender stops the woman and explains that he is a blond, the man to her left is a blond brain surgeon, and the man to the right is a blond astronaut. He then asks, “So, are you still sure you want to tell that ‘blond’ joke?”
She replies, “No, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”
March 9th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Why was I thinking International Woman’s Day was in April? My bad.
These where funny. Someone sent me a link to redhead jokes a while back…apparently we have short tempers, but that was where the joke ended. Not as inspired as these.
March 9th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Nice turn of the screw, there, oh typing one! Happy IWD!
March 10th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Dale, aren’t they just
Doc1 Ha
Doc2 Haha
Nanc, it would have been so boring to do it the other way
TT, you will, give it a week or so
Dick, *snort*
March 10th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Allison, some are from my British book of one-liners.
Barbara, sometimes it’s just fun to give it back
March 10th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
I still don’t get it ….
March 12th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
TT, no surprise there
March 13th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Hey, not all dumbs are blonde!
Just kidding. I especially loved the prepositional juxapositioning. Good job.
March 13th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Um, that’s juxtapositioning. I can spell, but not all of us are gifted typists.