Archive for March 13th, 2009

Happy Birthday Barbie

slack woman| 9 Comments »

See my Herald column here. You’re 50, Dollface. You never looked so good. That face, those legs, the waist. And no double chin! At 50. But what about hot flashes? Hmmm, Babs? And liposuction? And Botox? Are you sure that 22-year old face and body of yours are entirely natural, Doll? Because people are talking. [...]