See my column here.

My neighbourhood is under siege. The European Fire Ants have arrived. They are little red ants that sting.

Actually they arrived some twenty years ago off the ships but only recently have people been getting up in arms about it.

These little devils set up colonies with multiple queens. So you can’t just kill them off by killing one queen.

Bloody little divas, they are.

I’ve never been bitten and I haven’t seen them on my property but neighbours have them so it’s only a matter of time.