Gifted Typist

This typist’s typing has been transformed from the old ten-finger style to the new two-thumbed style.
That’s because I just got me one of those sexy new iPhones.
The keyboard is on-screen.
It works either vertically (the hard way) or horizontally (much easier), depending on which way you hold it.
Two-thumbed typing on-screen is a learned skill, and mannnee [...]