OK so last week’s hurricane was called Bill.

This weekend we’re getting another hurricane. This one is Danny.

Maybe I’m just turning into a picky, pedantic typist, but shouldn’t we be alternating the honorific.

For the girl hurricanes, it can remain the same. Hurricane.

But for the boy hurricanes, it should beĀ  changed to hissicane, no?

Hissicane Bill. Hissicane Danny.

What do you think?