Link to my Herald column here.

Soccer Mom’s history!

Or at least that’s what the guy who invented her is saying.

Back in 1996 when Soccer Mom was first invented, she was part of a big tribe that acted, shopped and voted along predictable lines.

People like Karl Rove – George Bush’s special adviser – took advantage of this to get votes. Rove was masterful at slicing and dicing the population and creating policy to appeal to them and get their votes.

But today Soccer Mom is dying because the Internetz is smashing the big tribe into a million little niches, pieces and interests. And women – bless them – are realizing that there’s more to life their children and their extracurricular activities.

Which begs the question: Didn’t women realize that back in the 60s? Just asking.

I, for one, couldn’t be happier. I’ve never been a This- or a That mom. I’m merely a typist who happens to have children.

So RIP Soccer Mom.  And good riddance.