See my column here.

The frenzy seems to start earlier each year: November, October, September.

It’s spreading like a bad mould across the calendar.

Why not just leave the silly decorations up all year round. That way, we’d save the bother of having to put them up and take them down again.

Too much Christmas is like too much ice cream. It gives you a sore belly.

We haven’t even stood silent for the war dead.

Let’s kill Christmas Creep before it kills Christmas.