Mar 12
Vajazzling: the newest treatment to *hurt your locker*
Cats: culture, slack woman|Just when you thought the evil estheticians have gone far enough by making the full Brazilian a bodily “must have,” now comes vajazzling.
Yes people, it’s no longer enough to have your downstairs region hot waxed, defoliated, tattooed and pierced.
Now you need crystals “down there.”
For more on this development, link to my column here.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:57 am
As I heard on a local radio atation that did this story about a month ago… a male phone in caller said ” that would be like going up against a cheese crater” Men, start cringing now and women, this might help you keep from having any intimate relationships.
March 12th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
If you get this procedure done, will you show us how it turned out?
March 12th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
NO NO NO NO.
March 12th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Hey Gail, I just wanted to let you know I got so many laughs out of this article today. First of all, because one of my good friends got offered the bedazzling at – ahem – Remedy Spa – this Thursday and her story was hillarious…. secondly, because I work for a toy manufacturer here in the city, that specializes in arts & crafts (FOR KIDS) that are very VERY bedazzled. Perhaps its time we research a new “specialty product!” Thanks for the entertainment and article that we shared around the office today….. see you on the beach this summer, I spend a lot of time at “The OC” if you know which cottage that is : )
-M
March 16th, 2010 at 8:08 am
Yeah. I think I’ll pass.
March 23rd, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Good gravy…
…of course this could help strike back at the paparazzi. When the new starlet of the month does a Paris/LiLo and goes bare below, if the paps aren’t blinded from the flashback, their pictures will be ruined.
March 25th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Well, I have to say, you certainly made for interesting dinner conversation at my house last weekend – From Mel and her new toy ideas for her company to the awkwardness of leaving a trail of bedazzles behind you as they start to fall off…..It was fun. Thanks for the laughs – See you at the beach (I’ll be at the ‘OC’)
March 28th, 2010 at 6:01 am
Er…