BBBG – bye bye be good

CUL8R - See you later*

CYA - See ya*

CU – See you*

BBIAB – be back in a bit

BBIAS – be back in a sec

BBL – be back later

BBML – be back much later

BCNU – I’ll be seeing you*

NINJA loans: The lending industry latest offering: No Income, No Job or Assets required

aquadextrous: The ability to turn the bath faucet on and off with your feet.

pet parent: Feel-good term for pet owners that supposedly elevates the
relationship between them and their animals to a higher level. (Subtle reminder for “pet parents”: The law doesn’t require you to have a license to have children, but you do have to have one for your dog.

Hummer house: A huge and architecturally inappropriate house built in an existing neighborhood destroying the aesthetic integrity of said neighborhood.

Newpeat: The showing of a previously aired TV episode that is now considered “new” because it has additional scenes or is simply two episodes edited into single longer episode. Example: “Did you see the ‘Heroes’ newpeat last night?”

WYGIWYG: What You Get Is What You Get or What You Got Is What You Get. A take-off on WYSIWYG – What You See Is What You Get

locked tool box: When a company has the right tools, systems, computers, etc., but lacks skilled employees that can put them to good use.

CFNO: (Chief Financial Officer) whose answer always seems to be “No” no matter how large or small the purchase request.

kleptonarcissist: Someone so vain that he/she compulsively steals glances of himself/herself in any nearby reflective surface – mirrors, polished cars, etc.

Jet Blued: To spend more time sitting on the runway than in the air. “I got Jet Blued this weekend.”

WC                          who cares?

WWJD                   what would Jesus do?

WYSITWIRL      what you see is totally worthless in real life

WTH                      what/who the heck

WYI                       when you in?

WUF                      where are you from?

WDYT                   why didn’t you text?

What with all the kerfuffle of getting the new GT site up and running, the sick little typist, work and other things that life chucks at an earnest typist, I’ve been remiss with the IMglish lessons.

So without further adieu, I give you another batch of personal ad Imglishisms. Pay attention because you wouldn’t want to skip merrily down the garden path of love found through personal ads only to discover that “Dom” is not short for Domestic.

DDF - Drug/Disease Free

Dom – Dominant Male

Domme - Dominant Woman

F – Female

G – Gay

GSOH – Good Sense of Humor

HWP – Height Weight Proportional

IRL – In Real Life

ISO – In Search Of

J – Jewish

LD – Light Drinker

LS – Light Smoker

LTR – Long Term Relationship

B – Black, as in DBF (Divorced Black Female)

BBW – Big Beautiful Woman

plus-size and happy with herself

Bi – Bisexual

C – Christian, as in SWCM (Single White Christian Male)

D&S – Dominance and Submission

DDF – Drug and Disease Free

Fet – Fetish

 

FtM – Female-to-Male Transgendered

 

FWB – “Friends With Benefits”

(friends who have sex without romantic involvement or the expectation thereof)

*Single White Female

VBG very big grin
VEG very evil grin
WEG wicked evil grin
SFETE smiling from ear to ear
SETE smiling ear to ear
HHO1/2K ha ha only half kidding
HHOK ha ha only joking
HHOS ha ha only being serious

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