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		<title>Get off you cellphone, driver!</title>
		<link>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/05/21/get-off-you-cellphone-driver/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 11:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gifted typist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was almost T-boned by a woman driving an SUV and talking on her phone.
It&#8217;s illegal to do that in this province but people do. Apparently they don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s dangerous.
Well, it is dangerous to your health and mine. Some studies point out that its as dangerous as drinking and driving.
My column this week
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was almost T-boned by a woman driving an SUV and talking on her phone.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s illegal to do that in this province but people do. Apparently they don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s dangerous.</p>
<p>Well, it is dangerous to your health and mine. Some studies point out that its as dangerous as drinking and driving.</p>
<p><a href="http://thechronicleherald.ca/ArtsLife/1183451.html" target="_blank">My column this week</a></p>
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		<title>Now they want to ban road hockey</title>
		<link>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/04/22/now-they-want-to-ban-road-hockey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 12:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gifted typist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;d think they&#8217;d try a stunt like this in summer, not in the midst of NHL playoffs!
But it&#8217;s true.
A bunch of kids were kicked off a quiet suburban street in April for playing road hockey.
In this world of troubled teens, obese kids and too many video games, someone decided to call the cops and complain [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;d think they&#8217;d try a stunt like this in summer, not in the midst of NHL playoffs!</p>
<p>But it&#8217;s true.</p>
<p>A bunch of kids were kicked off a quiet suburban street in April for playing road hockey.</p>
<p>In this world of troubled teens, obese kids and too many video games, someone decided to call the cops and complain about the kids playing hockey on the street.</p>
<p>Too much noise probably. Or maybe this person is tired of waiting two or three seconds while the kids move the nets off the street.</p>
<p>Instead of yelling &#8220;caaaaaaar!&#8221;</p>
<p>They should yell &#8220;priiiiiiick!&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://thechronicleherald.ca/ArtsLife/1177529.html" target="_blank">There&#8217;s more along these lines in my column.</a></p>
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		<title>GT&#8217;s top words used on FB</title>
		<link>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/04/12/gts-top-words-used-on-fb/</link>
		<comments>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/04/12/gts-top-words-used-on-fb/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gifted typist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not sure what this indicates, but here they are:
    * Used 3 times: Tomorrow
    * Used 3 times: Everyone
    * Used 3 times: Hot
    * Used 2 times: Home
    * Used 2 times: Bookshelves
    * Used 2 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not sure what this indicates, but here they are:</p>
<p>    * Used 3 times: Tomorrow<br />
    * Used 3 times: Everyone<br />
    * Used 3 times: Hot<br />
    * Used 2 times: Home<br />
    * Used 2 times: Bookshelves<br />
    * Used 2 times: Asterix<br />
    * Used 2 times: Temp<br />
    * Used 2 times: Keep<br />
    * Used 2 times: Happy<br />
    * Used 2 times: Halifax<br />
    * Used 2 times: Raised<br />
    * Used 2 times: Centre<br />
    * Used 2 times: Metro<br />
    * Used 2 times: Film<br />
    * Used 2 times: Thanks<br />
    * Used 2 times: Speech</p>
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		<title>The &#8216;berry, the i phone, the beemer and me</title>
		<link>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/04/09/the-berry-the-i-phone-the-beemer-and-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 15:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gifted typist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not sure if this is about marital harmony or midlife crisis,
I guess you&#8217;ll have to see for yourself.
Link here for the column
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not sure if this is about marital harmony or midlife crisis,</p>
<p>I guess you&#8217;ll have to see for yourself.</p>
<p><a href="http://thechronicleherald.ca/Columnists/1176233.html" target="_blank">Link here for the column</a></p>
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		<title>Why I like Don Cherry</title>
		<link>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/04/06/why-i-like-don-cherry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/04/06/why-i-like-don-cherry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gifted typist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I disagree with his stance on fighting in hockey.  I&#8217;m against it.
I disagree with his occasional racial slurs. They are stupid.
He dresses in suits that look like they were made from the leftover material from his grandmother&#8217;s curtains.
He&#8217;s loud, impolite and he points.
But he is a character. He&#8217;s a proud Canadian and a very unCanadian [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I disagree with his stance on fighting in hockey.  I&#8217;m against it.</p>
<p>I disagree with his occasional racial slurs. They are stupid.</p>
<p>He dresses in suits that look like they were made from the leftover material from his grandmother&#8217;s curtains.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s loud, impolite and he points.</p>
<p>But he is a character. He&#8217;s a proud Canadian and a very unCanadian Canadian.</p>
<p>He defies the stereotype of quiet, mannerly and polite.</p>
<p>Canada needs more characters.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s why I like Don Cherry.</p>
<p><a href="http://thechronicleherald.ca/Columnists/1175229.html" target="_blank">Here is my column on this subject.</a></p>
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		<title>What is the precious symbol for anniversary #18?</title>
		<link>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/03/31/what-is-the-precious-symbol-for-anniversary-18/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 15:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gifted typist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Silver for 25
Gold for 50
But what is the precious metal for #18
I just &#8211; just!- remembered that today was the day. Eek. 
Maybe the precious thing for #18 should be a memory boost.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Silver for 25<br />
Gold for 50<br />
But what is the precious metal for #18</p>
<p>I just &#8211; just!- remembered that today was the day. Eek. </p>
<p>Maybe the precious thing for #18 should be a memory boost.</p>
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		<title>Physics geeks celebrate: We have collisions in the Large Hadron Collider</title>
		<link>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/03/30/physics-geeks-celebrate-we-have-collisions-in-the-large-hadron-collider/</link>
		<comments>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/03/30/physics-geeks-celebrate-we-have-collisions-in-the-large-hadron-collider/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 12:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gifted typist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[beauty]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning they fired up the Large Hadron Collider at CERN and started bashing the heck out of protons and it worked.This is the largest experiment ever.
They physics geeks are beside themselves and trying to contain their excitement.
They think the data produced in these collisions will help us understand &#8211; among other things &#8211; the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This morning they fired up the Large Hadron Collider at CERN and started bashing the heck out of protons and it worked.This is the largest experiment ever.</p>
<p>They physics geeks are beside themselves and trying to contain their excitement.</p>
<p>They think the data produced in these collisions will help us understand &#8211; among other things &#8211; the first moments of the universe.</p>
<p>The last two attempts to get the thing going failed so it was a rather pressurized environment there at CERN this morning.</p>
<p>But now they are shooting beams through the underground network of tunnels and producing collisions and new particles that will give us new information about our world.<br />
The models are beautiful.</p>
<p>These experiments will tell us about the formation of the matter, dark matter and the extra dimensions that may exist around us.</p>
<p>It is a very exciting time.</p>
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		<title>Cleaning out the books to make room for new ones</title>
		<link>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/03/29/cleaning-out-the-books-to-make-room-for-new-ones/</link>
		<comments>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/03/29/cleaning-out-the-books-to-make-room-for-new-ones/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 12:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gifted typist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[CBC Radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cottage]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cleaning out bookshelves this past week.
The idea is that good books should not be condemned to a life of dust collecting on my bookshelves. 
Also that bookshelves should be dynamic places, with room made for new books, new authors, new ideas.
 But what to keep? What to donate? 
Woolf? G Greene, Nietzsche, Sontag, Joseph Campbell, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cleaning out bookshelves this past week.</p>
<p>The idea is that good books should not be condemned to a life of dust collecting on my bookshelves. </p>
<p>Also that bookshelves should be dynamic places, with room made for new books, new authors, new ideas.</p>
<p> But what to keep? What to donate? </p>
<p>Woolf? G Greene, Nietzsche, Sontag, Joseph Campbell, 19th century novels, travel lit. </p>
<p>Asterix? &#8211; no, Asterix stays, ditto Wodehouse &amp; JK Jerome&#8217;s Three Men in a Boat &#8211; the funniest book every written (IMHO).</p>
<p>What is your criteria for keeping vs. letting go?</p>
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		<title>No fake boobs, please: We&#8217;re pirates</title>
		<link>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/03/26/no-fake-boobs-please-were-pirates/</link>
		<comments>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/03/26/no-fake-boobs-please-were-pirates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 14:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gifted typist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[slack woman]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Disney is banning fake boobs in its next Pirates flick.
Yup, apparently fakes lack the jiggle factor necessary for the authentic 18-century wench.
The makers of the movie was the real thang, with all the bounce and to-and-fro.
See more about this in my Herald column
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Disney is banning fake boobs in its next Pirates flick.</p>
<p>Yup, apparently fakes lack the jiggle factor necessary for the authentic 18-century wench.</p>
<p>The makers of the movie was the real thang, with all the bounce and to-and-fro.</p>
<p><a href="http://thechronicleherald.ca/ArtsLife/1174010.html" target="_blank">See more about this in my Herald column</a></p>
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		<title>Free speech, unless you don&#8217;t agree?</title>
		<link>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/03/25/free-speech-unless-you-dont-agree/</link>
		<comments>http://www.giftedtypist.com/2010/03/25/free-speech-unless-you-dont-agree/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 12:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gifted typist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Canada]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t agree with right-wing pundit Ann Coulter.
I don&#8217;t like her politics or the way she shoves sticks of dynamite into cultural fractures that divide our world.
I don&#8217;t care for her publicity-seeking ways either.
But free speech is an important principle.
Free speech is far more important than Ann Coulter.
I say let her speak and show us [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t agree with right-wing pundit Ann Coulter.<br />
I don&#8217;t like her politics or the way she shoves sticks of dynamite into cultural fractures that divide our world.<br />
I don&#8217;t care for her publicity-seeking ways either.<br />
But free speech is an important principle.<br />
Free speech is far more important than Ann Coulter.<br />
I say let her speak and show us exactly what a donkey brain she is.<br />
If she violates hate laws of Canada, then arrest her.<br />
But don&#8217;t sacrifice free speech.<br />
You&#8217;ll only end up handing her more petroleum for her demented bonfire.</p>
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